Hey, remember when Heidi Montag performed during the Miss Universe Pageant?
Err wait, you didn't watch it? Well, neither did I but my boy Spencer's been claiming it was the most watched television event in the history of the world. So it obviously must be true if Spencer the Motivation Dispenser says so...in fact, he's even bet $1,000 on it.
Well, wouldn't you know it...the radio station he bet against did a little research and it turns out Princess Di's funeral was, in fact, the most watched event in TV history. By a long shot. Like about 1.5 billion.
So now the DJs want their money - but not so fast bro-sef, says Spencer. It's all about technicalities. Little known fact: Spencer invented the technicality. He also invented the TV.
See, Spencer re-listened to the audio from the radio show. He specified "performance" ...the most watched performance, not event, brah. This isn't my first bro-deo, and I want my money. I'm the best. I'm Spence-dawg.
Until further disproved, Spencer King of the World, wins on technicalities.
Long live Spencer Pratt!
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