IT IS WHAT IT IS...

So I used to have this thing for cliches and speaking in them... I tried to make it work, but it didn't.

Tonight I was shopping and at the check out I came across this book:


Here are a few to mull over before bed:

"A clean hand never needs washing."
"He who loves a one-eyed girl thinks one-eyed girls are beautiful."
"He who speaks ill of you in you absence fears you in your presence."

And my personal fav:

"Beware of him who squints or has red hair"