After seeing New Moon tonight, and having previously read 2.7 out of the 4 Twilight books I maintain that Jasper is the greatest of them all.
Five reasons why:
1. He tries to kill Bella because of a paper cut
2. His name is JASPER
3. He can calm people with his mind
4. His body is covered in badass battle scars
5. He is obviously adorable
Plus, Edward was wearing too much lipstick and Jacob had weird hair for 1/2 the movie. Oh, and did I mention he tries to kill Bella????
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